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Log Jam Halts Construction of Alphagy
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Log Jam Halts Construction of Alphagy

Construction of the Alphagy came to a grinding stop due to challenges with assembly line workers transporting logs from a pile about 50 feet away from the structure, which is allegedly intended to burn as part of a ritualistic collective experience. Some workers called for unionization, citing safety concerns, lack of pay and unclear direction. Construction resumed after about thirty seconds and more workers arrived on the scene shortly thereafter.
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