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Faction and division within the Kids Rebellion
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Faction and division within the Kids Rebellion

Wonderfuse News can report on division within the Kids Rebellion. "I think it's a shame that kids are divided and not united" - Robert, who went on the record in this Wonderfuse News exclusive.

Our reporters have verified that kids weapons are advancing to include sharpened knives, maces, and other weapons of mass destruction. News reporters such as Pepper and people being found interviewed are being banned by the leaders of the kids team one, making reporting from the front lines difficult. Adults are being held hostage after taking The Fort, a makeshift headquarters for the Kids Rebellion, whose leadership and motives are still shrouded in mystery.

Our reporters have uncovered a split in the militant group, with Team 1 and Team 2 emerging as brief rivals before forming a new alliance. In a surprising turn, Team 2 member Cassidy spoke with Wonderfuse News reporters on the record, and admitted to sabotaging Team 1 operations (including slicing their tarps and breaking their weapons) and blaming it on the parents. Team 1 is apparently in the dark about this double-cross.

Wonderfuse News will continue to report on this story. Stay tuned!
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