Wonderfuse News

Lila and Splinter were wed in the Ramblewood Pavilion before an audience of friends, families, artists and reporters and a lot of pretty cold rain, mostly for paperwork purposes. Both from Chicago, they met at Burning Man, despite their lives intersecting an many points in time.   Multiple reports confirm that Splinter broke his wrist the day before the wedding, but he was still able to take her hand in marriage anyway.  Johnny B, who officiated, ripped off his track suit bottoms so that the couple could walk over it, presumably to avoid stepping on a puddle.  The newlyweds, confirmed they were very happy to be married