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Recipe: Karnak Pie
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Recipe: Karnak Pie

Enjoy our cruelty-free recipe that is sure to bring ecstatic joy and uninhibited mirth around the camping table.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup Malört
  • 1 cup Mayonnaise
  • 6 cups Flour
  • 1 cup Death Wish Coffee
  • 1 Durian, coarsely chopped
Instructions

Mix flour, Malort and coffee, let rise in hot sun for 2 hours. Steep durian in a hot tub (preferably the BOD hot tub) for 1 hour. Fold durian and mayo into dough, bake in wood smoker for 4 hours, remove, slice and serve.

Note: Some aspects of this recipe may pose serious risks of food-borne illness, bacterial growth and utter hilarity. Consuming this recipe without a sense of humor is not recommended.




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