Recipe: Karnak Pie
Enjoy our cruelty-free recipe that is sure to bring ecstatic joy and uninhibited mirth around the camping table.
Ingredients
- 1 cup Malört
- 1 cup Mayonnaise
- 6 cups Flour
- 1 cup Death Wish Coffee
- 1 Durian, coarsely chopped
Instructions
Mix flour, Malort and coffee, let rise in hot sun for 2 hours. Steep durian in a hot tub (preferably the BOD hot tub) for 1 hour. Fold durian and mayo into dough, bake in wood smoker for 4 hours, remove, slice and serve.
Note: Some aspects of this recipe may pose serious risks of food-borne illness, bacterial growth and utter hilarity. Consuming this recipe without a sense of humor is not recommended.
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