Whooperwill provokes wonder at PDF
A local population of whooperwills whose territory borders Coal Creek Ranch kept PDFers awake and pondering last night with its aggressive whooping calls. The brown bird, a member of the nightjar family, is known for its distinctive whooping call, which has traditionally portended death. But the bird lives here all the time, and we are encroaching on its territory. This intrusion and inter-species culture clash has led PDFers disagree on how to interpret the bird's intentions.
"He just wants to get laid," Terri the Medic told reporters for Wonderfuse. "Like most men," she added.
Embodying the principle of inclusion, Whipsers suggested "Let's call him D.J. Whip UR Will and love him." Whipsers imitated the call for Wonderfuse reporters and gestured rhythmically with her arms in the air to suggest that the bird was looking to get down on a dance floor.
Wonderfuse News reporters reached out to Sir Elton John for this story, who added in this Wonderfuse Exclusive: "I like living easy without family ties, till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me right between the eyes."
Stay tuned to Wonderfuse News for the latest updates on this developing story
"He just wants to get laid," Terri the Medic told reporters for Wonderfuse. "Like most men," she added.
Embodying the principle of inclusion, Whipsers suggested "Let's call him D.J. Whip UR Will and love him." Whipsers imitated the call for Wonderfuse reporters and gestured rhythmically with her arms in the air to suggest that the bird was looking to get down on a dance floor.
Wonderfuse News reporters reached out to Sir Elton John for this story, who added in this Wonderfuse Exclusive: "I like living easy without family ties, till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me right between the eyes."
Stay tuned to Wonderfuse News for the latest updates on this developing story
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