Wild SPAM found growing in open camping
Wild SPAM found growing in the forests of open camping today following Coal Creek’s mysteriously frequent rains. Chef and culinary visionary Atom Splambert plans to take advantage of this totally organic and locally sourced harvest. [Wondferfuse has not confirmed the local source claim.]
“I’ve been marinading the SPAM to add a bit of Glam to it. Rain or shine, I’ll be cooking it in a very unique out of the can way,” says the chef.
Rumor has it there’s a blowtorch involved.
Be the lookout for this delicacy from Chef Splambert’s roaming mobile kitchen on Sunday 1:00-3:00pm. Supplies limited by SPAM yields and the unpredictability of the harvest moon.
Or forage your own from the forest by open camping.
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