The Water Coming from the Sky is Rain
Saturday Morning Playa del Fuego burners woke up to a rapid pitter patter of water droplets hitting their tents. Many of them wondered how long it would last, and if it made sense to get out of the tent at all. The brave burners that did venture out of the warm cocoon of their sleeping bag were not surprised to find that the water droplets were indeed coming from the sky.
Sources familiar with the matter confirmed it was raining, and it would likely be a relentless downpour for the entire day. There was strong consensus among expert survivalist that effective way to manage the endless deluge of water originating from above is to bring extra socks, so you can sing it in and splash in the puddles.
Fear not. The stormy weather will not dampen the efforts of Wonderfuse News to get to the bottom of the wonder of the burn. Stay tuned for more live coverage, as we consult we top-tier meteorologists, poncho-enthusiasts and DJs with thematic playlists centering on rain.
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Hiplomat.