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Retired Ranger Snaps and Tim here with a breaking news story: Camp Fourgoldenfingers is staging a not very hostile takeover of Camp Clusterphuck, and the war is going as follows:

Clusterphuck’s guardian, Ammy has abandoned the camp to pursue loving on at home cats, leaving them vulnerable. Sources tell Wonderfuse reporters.

So they have obviously enlisted mice.

In response, 4GF enlisted the giant local wood spiders. Obviously.

Megaman then called in the HEAVY mice (the light ones were sleeping) but, at latest check, the giant wood spiders are local rural Pennsylvanians and come armed.

We asked the local woodspiders what they had to say about this matter. They were quick to quote Shrek by saying "What are you doing in my swamp!?" but not due to the kerfuffle... They just really love the movie and wanted to celebrate it turning 25 this year.

What a great show of immediacy.

Sources now tell us the mice have not let the Shrek quotes deter them. "The information is still a little vague, but it looks like there's some sort of web page has been setup, maybe by the mice..." https://1tn.org/mh

The photo provided shows a block of cheese on the path welcoming burners. G'dammit Jobson went on record saying "OMFG you won't believe this level of cover up"

And many wonder if the BOD is involved.

Well there ya have it folxs, stay tuned to Wonderfuse News for more developments on this story.

When we know, you know. Ya know?