Despite it all, the pony burns
Forty-six ponies were set ablaze last night in what Tacoma Dan described as "the most concentrated pony burn in PDF history".
As the main effigy, Beast of Burden, burned defiantly through the rainy, muddy, kerosene soaked night, the uniformed firefolk tossed a stream of other large wooden horsen figures into a blaze that one witness described as a "questionable conflagration."
One of these figures, the Mini-Meta-Pony, itself contained 43 smaller effigies of ponies, representing each PDF burn to date. The addition of a large wooden rocking horse at the end, aligned nose-to-ass with the other ponies, completed the ensemble. As the Mini-Meta-Pony's designer Meta explained, "1+(43+1)+1 = 46". Wonderfuse fact checkers have independently confirmed these claims.
While the crowd was heard to chant "in the ass", fire safety insider Tacoma Dan told Wonderfuse News reporters that the crowd chanting had no impact on their operation. Dan explained that they were just making sure the ponies burned, and any appearance of suggestive choreography was coincidental.
"It was more exhausting than we were expecting," Tacoma Dan said. "The horse danced around, but it became less prancy towards the end."
When asked if it as possible to burn more ponies at a single event, Tacoma Dan said it was possible "in theory", but refused to speculate further.
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As the main effigy, Beast of Burden, burned defiantly through the rainy, muddy, kerosene soaked night, the uniformed firefolk tossed a stream of other large wooden horsen figures into a blaze that one witness described as a "questionable conflagration."
One of these figures, the Mini-Meta-Pony, itself contained 43 smaller effigies of ponies, representing each PDF burn to date. The addition of a large wooden rocking horse at the end, aligned nose-to-ass with the other ponies, completed the ensemble. As the Mini-Meta-Pony's designer Meta explained, "1+(43+1)+1 = 46". Wonderfuse fact checkers have independently confirmed these claims.
While the crowd was heard to chant "in the ass", fire safety insider Tacoma Dan told Wonderfuse News reporters that the crowd chanting had no impact on their operation. Dan explained that they were just making sure the ponies burned, and any appearance of suggestive choreography was coincidental.
"It was more exhausting than we were expecting," Tacoma Dan said. "The horse danced around, but it became less prancy towards the end."
When asked if it as possible to burn more ponies at a single event, Tacoma Dan said it was possible "in theory", but refused to speculate further.
Stay tuned to Wonderfuse News for the latest!
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