A PDF Hand Fast with No Cold Feet
Long-time, Tamaqua-based pillars of the community, Guy Chris and Jayde Raven, celebrated their 14-year relationship with what one participant described as a “ham fastening” ceremony in front of their closest friends and fellow PDF organizers.
Though participants had to wait an hour for the ceremony to start due to rings somehow being left in town, some remarked it was the most organized the organizers have ever been. Karnak wore fluorescent pink lingerie as a pocket square. Wax delivered a speech in a reflective jumpsuit, pausing for laughs after asking the audience to reflect—objectively a 10 of 10 dad pun—and several chuckled.
The reporters wondered whether the ceremony was binding the couple to each other, or their community. Fiona, Whatever and Wax wrapped purple chords, elegantly coordinated the purple dress worn by Jayde Javen and complimenting the socks sported by Guy Chris.
When asked for comment on whether they had cold feet leading up to the ceremony, they both replied, “No!” and confirmed they were wearing appropriate footwear. The reception will be held at 6 PM at camp 4GoldenFingers.
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