Wednesday, June 3, 2026

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Noisemakers at PDF 2026
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Noisemakers at PDF 2026

Hello and welcome to the wonderful world of sounds around the Playa del Feugo landscape! The noisemakers at this burn have been varied and wild! From the Peen, Vageen and Boobie whistles at Balls by Barb Wire to the Various general clown squeakers and horns, the field is fantastically full of farts to coconuts! Below are some of the noisemakers spotted this year.

This list is extensive and ever growing! Have you seen Whisper's rubber chicken whistle? Or maybe you've been to Camp Dreadful and seen Purple's double horn(pictured). Or maybe you swung by the Baby Thunderdome at Camp Move and Grove and witnessed the anti-noise maker, the obnoxiously quiet baby Banana and Dino made and brought. We also have an anonymous report of renegade horns and if anyone would like to take credit for those renegade horns, please contact this reporter at Wonderfuse.News. Apparently, according to Sweet Pea at Would You Rather, there is a slightly phallic mushroom squeaker with a flesh colored stem and a red cap. They should potentially seek a clinic. There are also completely anonymous roomers (perhaps by the camp themselves, who knows) that Camp Hecklelalia are entirely a camp of noisemakers themselves. If you have ridden on or have driven the mobility scooter, you may have found the honker foot button and T-Bird from Camp Pyramid reported. Coming in hot as of Sunday morning there has been a reported sunrise set buzzkill at 6 AM! Sparxx, from Camp deJour, otherwise known as Damp du Pour, was there to see it as they were told it was time for their noisemakers to shut down. BOOO! Also, thanks, BOD. I saw a lovely Luna host a "Make Your Own Tambourine Stick" at center camp early on Sunday, as well. We always have Camp Tiki bringing the noise, uch to the joy of their performers, campmates and the general playa. Last and certainly not lease are the lovely bunch of coconuts placed at the temple to allow the Playa del Fuego Pony clop clop into your hearts.

Personally, I carry various squeakers, horns and my original noisemaker, my voice, as a way to contribute to the general ambiance of the playa as well as the conclave performance on effigy burn night. To all my deraf readers, I have not forgotten you! I am currently wearing an outfit so loud you know who I am from across the great playa field thanks to neon green and it's companions. If you see me out there in my neon please come say hi! I know y'all keep the bass heavy. I hope you out there make the sounds you wish to hear on the playa. Thanks for reading and please send your additional noisemaker news to be reported on by you own, Charlie Ringer.
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