Wonderfuse News

Ever wonder why everyone makes fun of Karnak? Wonderfuse News stood up for an intimate interview with Karnak to understand why. Karnak revealed that the Fire Pony Creative Society has sanctioned making fun him as a tool to avoid accountability.

He mentioned that the rules of the PDF Facebook group explicitly call out his lack of trustworthiness and blaming him is a practice embedded firmly in the bureaucratic machinations of the organization.

When asked if the constant harassment hurt his feelings, Karnak said, “I don’t care.” He also said, “I am the most serious person on playa,” however Wonderfuse News could not confirm the veracity of this claim after receiving multiple ambiguous responses from his colleagues. In reality, Karnak plays an extremely integral role in the community, as his shenanigans sew doubt and confusion so that blaming him is more of a therapeutic practice that renders other’s mistakes invisible.

So next time you make fun of Karnak, remember he is a serious person inside, and bears the emotional labor of being a community scapegoat pony.

Note to readers: if any of the claims in this article are incorrect, please blame Karnak, PDF institutional treasure.

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