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Lore Capsule: Robzilla blesses the elderly
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Lore Capsule: Robzilla blesses the elderly

Lore Capsule is a recurring Wonderfuse News feature investigating Alpha lore.

Wonderfuse News can confirm details of a fondly remembered incident from 2010 where Robzilla scored with a septugenarian. According to multiple eye witness accounts, Robzilla emerged from a geodesic dome fully naked, revealing a body that one witness described as "chiseled from marble". Following shortly after Robzilla was a woman in her 70s. According to multiple eye witness accounts, Robzilla was quoted as saying "If a young person slept with me when I am old, I would feel blessed. I just blessed that woman."

Wonderfuse News will continue to report on this story as it develops. 


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