The cake is a lie
Figment participant Charlie wreaked havoc at the event by wearing festive glasses announcing "CAKE TIME" when in fact it was long past time for cake. Although the day started well, with Charlie distributing brownies freely in celebration of their birthday, once the cake had run out the eyewear in question turned from an innocent party into a profound and unapologetic lie.
Figment participants were eager to weigh in on the public controversy. Kate went on the record with Wonderfuse News, saying "I'm interpreting cake time to mean juicy booty so I'm just waiting for the kids to leave."
Eugene, another participant who spoke with Wonderfuse News reporters, added "Cake? Never heard of it."
Intrepid Figmenteer Matt was in disbelief at the events unfolding throughout the day. "The cake has many layers."
Matt and Charlie assisted in the reporting for this story.
Figment participants were eager to weigh in on the public controversy. Kate went on the record with Wonderfuse News, saying "I'm interpreting cake time to mean juicy booty so I'm just waiting for the kids to leave."
Eugene, another participant who spoke with Wonderfuse News reporters, added "Cake? Never heard of it."
Intrepid Figmenteer Matt was in disbelief at the events unfolding throughout the day. "The cake has many layers."
Matt and Charlie assisted in the reporting for this story.
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